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I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
Twenty-four::Lady::Mid-Michigan
Art::Animation::Anatomical Biology
I'm not the droid you're looking for.

Face:: Instagram :: Last.FM :: My wishlist.

Mistakes are mistakes.
If you survive them, you were meant to.

Coconut, granola, and yogurt - oh my !

Coconut, granola, and yogurt - oh my !

lovingy0uiseasy asked: I don't understand how you could get those dots so perfect! I tried it on my ex's nails fingers and toes and it failed miserably hahaha x.x I waited for the base coat to dry then (yellow) and then put a batman symbol on her thumb and her big toe (perfectly) but then when I went to make polkadots it decided to run and make more of a polkamess.

Steady hand, my friends.

Called in sick to work. Giving myself a pedicure.

Called in sick to work. Giving myself a pedicure.

All me. (at Uccello’s Franchise)

All me. (at Uccello’s Franchise)

Muh bebe

Muh bebe

Hail storm

Boss takes care of me when I have itchy shirt tags. (at Mackenzies Party Store)

Boss takes care of me when I have itchy shirt tags. (at Mackenzies Party Store)

You guys. #bacon

You guys. #bacon

Today I received a long-awaited package from an amazing artist / dear friend @plumpe_ostere. My eyes are glazed over.

Today I received a long-awaited package from an amazing artist / dear friend @plumpe_ostere. My eyes are glazed over.

Any #elvis fans ? We have one special edition bottle of three olives vodka.

Any #elvis fans ? We have one special edition bottle of three olives vodka.

Slept 2 hard

Slept 2 hard

I can’t stop dancing like a Peanuts character lately.

I can’t stop dancing like a Peanuts character lately.

Today, I was off-handedly asked, “You were a porn star in your past life, weren’t you ?” by a customer while I was making baked beans. How do I even begin to respond to this situation ?